Meet our team,
We have Smeed711 who is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has have been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
Smeed711 translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, He writes award-winning operas and he manages time efficiently. Occasionally, Smeed711 will tread water for three days in a row.
Then we have 43Sway43 who using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
When he is bored, he is known for building large suspension bridges in his yard. He also enjoys urban hang gliding.
We have Ghost4591 who can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. Ghost4591 once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish his entire dining room that evening.
Not only that, he also knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. And has performed several covert operations for the CIA.
ScratchY_Za who says he only sleeps once a week; and when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. Once while he was on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
The laws of physics do not apply to him.
Then there’s JesseBtheVIP who years ago discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
He has made extraordinary four course meals using only a halloumi cheese and a toaster oven.
He is also known for breeding prizewinning clams. And for winning bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
The day Copper_XD was born, the nurses wept in despair, for they knew they would never see a child such as him again.
In the 8th grade, Aiden was invited to participate in an international think tank on aging. Aiden hobbies include experiments into controlling the weather, and a successful attempt to breed dolphins.
We have ReHxbeZA who was introduced to the French school of cooking by a wizened Oriental master over a campfire.
MrAwesome has received an award from the SARS on the beauty and prose of his tax returns.
Brazer is known for his composed symphonies so beautiful that several members of the audience damaged their eardrums in an attempt to deafen themselves, as they knew they would never hear anything so beautiful again.
Our fashion sense is unparalleled.
We balance, We weave, We dodge, We frolic, and our bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, we participate in full-contact origami.
We are the only team known to climb Mt. Everest in t-shirts and shorts.
We are humble. We have no need to brag.
Clan Wars Season 3 – 3rd in Division 6
Clan Wars Season 4 – 2nd in Division 3